Nobody wants to act their age.
Babies refuse to nap while adults want to sleep in.
Kids race toward danger while grown-ups hesitate to take a risk.
And children argue and forget while adults get angry and can’t let it go.
So what if we followed our first natural instinct?
Here’s one simple truth: not acting your age is FUN.
Babies decanting their wine, sipping martinis,
and performing dangerous stunts.
Adults remaining emotionally immature and making anatomy jokes.
Welcome to We-B-Babies
Disguising your gifts as questionable and inappropriate fictional products.
How It Works
the long version
1. Pick Your Prank
Choose a fictional product from our collections.
The gift-wrapping kits include:
(1) flat empty box | 8.5" x 11 " x 3"
(1) empty mylar pouch | 5" x 7"
(1) kraft bag & tissue paper
The novelty pitcher sets include:
(1) empty 1-Gallon dispenser
(1) collapsible funnel
(6) empty 350mL pouches with spout & zipper
2. Buy a Real Gift
Buy an actual gift, boring and utilitarian, that can fit inside the box and/or pouch.
Example:
for the box: (2) baby onesies
for the mylar or spout pouches: a personal note, a gift card, cash, or jewelery
3. Hand It Over
Assemble your gifts accordingly and hand them over.
Example:
a gift-wrapping kit from the Babies collection, perfect for a baby shower,
box + pouch + kraft bag = the gift
a novelty pitcher set from the
Grown-Ups collection, perfect for holiday gifting and white elephant parties, spout pouches can be gifted individually with a gift inside; you can complete your entire holiday list with (1) or (2) pitcher sets
4. Enjoy the Reveal
Enjoy the reaction of your recipient as they open their gift, and then again when they open the gift within.
« What the hell is this? »
« What was (s)he thinking? This is so inappropriate! »
« Is this a joke? Oh wait... »
The possibilities are endless.